Quiz & Jokes
Q1. How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
Q2. What is the definition of endless love?
A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Q3: Where do ghosts play tennis?
A: On a tennis corpse!
Q4: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A; Because each player raises a racket.
Q5: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
Q6: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: “See you round..”
Q7:What state is famous for tennis
A: Tennis-see!
Q8: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?
Fun Photos
Chicken tennis balls- how cute!
I'm sure its clothes you put in the dryer?
How will Djokovic get this one over the net?
Nadal feels cooler playing on a water surface!
I don't think this would taste so good?
So adorable!
Could this ball get any bigger?
It doesn't matter how small you are, you can still play tennis!
How many balls can I fit in my mouth today....
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Tennis Quiz Time
QUIZ 1 answers appear at bottom of page
 1. If your opponent hits a winner and his/her foot touches the bottom of the net who's point is it? |
| Nobody's point | a | |
| Replay the point | b | |
| Your point | c | |
| Your opponent's point | d |
 2. How many racquets are you allowed to use in 1 match. |
| 3 | a | |
| 4 | b | |
| 5 | c | |
| As many as it takes | d |
 3. Tie-breakers are played at what score in a set? |
| 5-5 | a | |
| 6-6 | b | |
| 6-5 | c | |
| 5-6 | d |
 4. If your opponent hits the ball with enough backspin that the ball bounces on your side of the court and then spins back over the net onto their side of the court and you do not tough the ball, who's point is it? |
| Your opponent's point | a | |
| Replay the point | b | |
| Nobody's point | c | |
| Your Point | d |
 5. If your opponent wasn't sure if your passing shot was in or out what should happen? |
| Replay the point | a | |
| It's their point | b | |
| Your point | c | |
| Nobody's point | d |
 6. If your opponent hits a first serve and the ball hits you in the leg before it bounces, what should happen? |
| Your point | a | |
| Your opponent's point | b | |
| Opponent hits a second serve | c | |
| Opponent is disqualified | d |
 7. If your opponent hits a ball so far out of the court that it is going to hit the back wall/fence and you catch the ball before it lands who's point is it? |
| Your Point | a | |
| President's Bush's point | b | |
| Your opponent's point | c | |
| Tennis4you's point | d |
 8. If you are in the middle of a great point and the court next to you hits a ball into your court what happens? |
| Continue the point | a | |
| You call a let | b | |
| Your opponent calls a let | c | |
| Any of the above, it is up to you and your opponent.. | d |
 9. How many times in one point can your opponent hit a serve that's a let? |
| 4 | a | |
| 5 | b | |
| 6 | c | |
| as many as it takes | d |
 10. If you hit a very angled shot and your opponent gets to the shot, hits the ball and it goes around the outside of the net post and into the court and you don't touch the ball, who's point is it? |
| Your point | a | |
| Nobody's point | b | |
| Your opponent's point | c | |
| Replay the point | d |
QUIZ 2
 1. If the ball is hit around the outside of the net post and lands in the court, what is the ruling? |
| You lose 2 points for cheating | a | |
| Ball is out and not played | b | |
| Ball is in and is played | c | |
| Considered a let and the point is replayed | d |
 2. How many service lets are you allowed in a game? |
| 2 | a | |
| 4 | b | |
| 8 | c | |
| Unlimited | d |
 3. If you hit a shot that lands out and your opponent hits the ball back and does not call the ball out, what is the ruling. |
| Ball is out | a | |
| Ball is in | b | |
| A let is played | c | |
| You go home for the day | d |
 4. If you hit a drop shot that bounces on your opponent's side of the court and has enough backspin to comeback over the net to your side without your opponent touching the ball, who wins the point? |
| You | a | |
| Your opponent | b | |
| No one, a let is played | c | |
| No one, but you get embarrassed! | d |
 5. If your first serve hits your opponent's doubles partner without hitting the ground first, who wins the point? |
| You | a | |
| Your opponent | b | |
| No one, a let is played | c | |
| No one, a second serve is played | d |
 6. If you catch a ball, while you are behind the baseline, that your opponent hit out that is going to hit the back wall before it bounces, what is the call? |
| The ball was going to land out and since you were behind the baseline it does not matter that you caught the ball and it is your point. | a | |
| It is your opponent's point, the ball can not be touched before it hits the ground. | b | |
| A let is called | c | |
| Your opponent wins the game | d |
 7. If your groundstroke hits the net post but does not go over the net and reflects into your opponent's court, what is the call? |
| Play the ball, it landed in the court. | a | |
| Play a let | b | |
| Do not play the ball, the net post does not count if the ball does nto go over the net | c | |
| Play a second serve | d |
 8. During the second serve, your opponent's left foot touches the baseline but does not completely cross the baseline. What is the call? |
| It is a fault, and it is your point | a | |
| A let is called. | b | |
| No call since the foot did not completely cross the line. | c | |
| Your opponent gets to redo the first serve | d |
 9. If a point is played starting on the wrong side of the court (ad vs deuce side), the point is lost by your opponent, and then your opponent realizes that the point was played on the wrong side. Your opponent tells you that a let should be played since the point was played starting on the wrong side. What is the call? |
| Your opponent is right, a let should be played on the correct side of the court. | a | |
| You play the rest of the game on the wrong side according to the score. | b | |
| Your opponent is wrong and the entire service game is reset and starts completely over. | c | |
| Your opponent is wrong, the point stands and the game continues on the correct side of the court according to the score. | d |
 10. If your opponent hits a passing shot that you cannot reach and you throw your racquet at the ball and your racquet actually hit the ball back over the net and your opponent can not reach the return, what is the call? |
| You win the point, you are allowed to throw the racquet at the ball if and only if you can not reach the ball. | a | |
| You lose the point, the racquet must be in your hands when you hit the ball. | b | |
| A let is played | c | |
| You hope that someone from Sports self was filming the match | d |
answers to quiz 1
1.c / 2. d/ 3.b / 4.a / 5.c/ 6.b / 7.c/ 8.d/ 9.d/ 10.c
answers to quiz 2
1. c / 2.d/ 3.b/ 4.a/ 5.a/ 6.b/ 7.c/ 8.a/ 9.d/ 10.b